how to paint a squirrel
i dont know what i expected
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how to paint a squirrel
i dont know what i expected
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today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
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5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html
5/19: No confirmation on…
the vatican owns 2 different versions of jesus’s foreskin
u think im kidding im not its called the holy prepuce
because apparently jesus had 2 foreskins which have to be kept under security
how much do you think that’d go for on ebay
im gonna do it. im gonna steal jesus’ foreskins.
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shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
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but you didn’t have to cut them out
blame it on time constraints when it was probably just your double standard
and you didn’t have to stoop so low
shove finchel down our throats and then ignore my OTP
guess that you don’t need klaine though
now you’ve turned into the finchel show
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The Teletubbies unmasked
EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR
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The Teletubbies unmasked
EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR
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Announcing: The Great Sherlock Fitness Challenge!
Maybe you want to get in shape for a massive parkour-style Believe in Sherlock flyering run. Maybe you need to harpoon a dead pig, or you want to be prepared to fight off mysterious strangers with swords in your flat. Maybe you just want to lose 10 pounds in case you ever get to meet Benedict Cumberbatch. If any of those are true, this is the contest for you! It’s fairly simple:
- Sign up for Fitocracy, a great website for geeks who want to get in shape. You level up by collecting points through various types of exercise, and by completing exercise “quests” along the way.
- Join the BBC Sherlock group on Fitocracy, and click the “Join Challenge” button in the left sidebar.
- Between now and June 3rd, get the word out as much as possible through Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, carrier pigeons, and more. Once the challenge starts, no one will be able join it, so we need to make sure as many people as possible hear about it before it starts.
- Between June 3rd and July 1st, exercise! And make sure you log it in Fitocracy. You can get points for everything from taking the stairs instead of the elevator to running a marathon.
- Once the challenge ends on July 1st, prizes will be awarded as follows:
- 1st place: $50 gift credit to antieuclid’s Random Emporium, the web’s best source for round geek humor, including Sherlock and Cabin Pressure buttons.
- 2nd place: $20 gift credit.
- 3rd place: $10 gift credit.
- Random drawing: Two $10 gift credits will be given to winners selected at random from everyone who participates, so even if you’re not a gym bunny, you still have a chance to win!
So let’s get in gear to make Sherlockians the fittest group in fandom!
[edited to add:] The always awesome Cara McGee has generously offered to supplement the prizes with some of her incredible fandom teas! So you’ll be able to jog your way to a triumphant future of tea and buttons.
[edited to further add:] We’ve got an official challenge Tumblr going, and we’re encouraging people to tag Challenge-related posts with “SherlockFit” to make it easy to keep in touch and cheer each other on.
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Today
8PM EST
Experience it with the fandom
Then join us for the flailing and fallout
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Today
8PM EST
Experience it with the fandom
Then join us for the flailing and fallout
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Flirty Duets Giveaway!
I’m giving away one item from my shop for free!
Rules:
-Reblogs and Likes Count (Up to 10 reblogs please)
-Will ship anywhere in the world
-Don’t have to be following either of the flirtyduets blogs
-I will choose a winner on May 30th using a generator to randomize the notes
-Make sure your askbox is open so I can notify you if you win
-Once notified the winner will be able to choose any single item from my etsy shop. (including prints, jewelry, everything)
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French artist Mademoiselle Maurice who creates stunning geometric figures on urban surfaces using rainbows of folded origami figures. via
Flirty Duets Giveaway!
I’m giving away one item from my shop for free!
Rules:
-Reblogs and Likes Count (Up to 10 reblogs please)
-Will ship anywhere in the world
-Don’t have to be following either of the flirtyduets blogs
-I will choose a winner on May 30th using a generator to randomize the notes
-Make sure your askbox is open so I can notify you if you win
-Once notified the winner will be able to choose any single item from my etsy shop. (including prints, jewelry, everything)
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